February 2011
jenayschofield asked: <3
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
ayeebatman:
Bitch just say my name.
January 2011
Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too...
– excerpt from A Shore Thing by Snooki (via marenarasauce)
MOTHER OF GOD. I NEED TO BUY THAT BOOK :P
An Excerpt from Snooki's Book
lovelypioneer:
“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.” (from A Shore Thing)
-Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi
This is a New York Times Bestseller. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.
losing faith in humanity
racing minds: Thanks to the lovely Diana, I have a... →
racingminds:
Thanks to the lovely Diana, I have a wonderful idea for the May issue of Racing Minds (Im not doing an April issue).
Im calling it the Hometown Project. I want five different people from all around the world (I wont use two people from the same county) to create a sort of “diary” writing about…
can i be the one form mexico? :’)
I'm pretty sure my Valentines Day would be...
god-has:
My friends:
Me:
A day at school:
Going to class: Everyone: Me:
Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me:
Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
Amsterdam by Coldplay is a beautiful song
Girls with the same face in every picture.
wwiao:
swasdadontloveyou:
poutylips:
nomnomselinaa:
lovefromjennifer:
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oh god..
MINDFUCK HAHAHA >:))
LOL!
they’re my favourite thing to make
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMYGOSH I JUST CHUCKLED
kirsten stewart xD
“There’s nothing wrong with lovin’ who you are,”...
I couldn't forget you if I tried.: MEAN GIRLS 2 →
lovelyrevolutions:
Well ho-ly mo-ther fuck that was the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. My mom and I sat there making fun of it all the way through. Seriously, it was ridiculous. It had nothing to do with the first Mean Girls… other than they called the girls “the plastics” and they had the same principal…